*Gapford
To Release Cookbook*
BN Crew flounderer Gapford today released a cookbook which he hopes will
'change nothing'.
Among the many recipes is his favourite, a can of corn cooked in the can.
'It's
a fantastic way to cook corn. It doesn't disgust me at all and makes so
much sense in my opinion. It was originally shown to me by Doctor EdgeWild
and The Psychologist Ceb so they deserve some credit here.'
The
book, which will retail at ¥3500 for some reason, is expected to raise
over ¥3500 for Gapford who was recently stripped of all his assets
due to something happening somewhere.
'I'm
just really into food and all the hype and crap surrounding it.' he told
a homeless man who wandered into his book release party looking for warmth.
Former
cohort JackStack Whyte is believed to have ghost written parts of the
book. Ooh, keep away from the ghost ship. Pirate ship 7.
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