A jubilant Gapford this morning celebrated his second year in a row winning the annual BNCrew milk race after a nail biting competition against Kid Beef.
It came as no surprise as Gapford beat off all the competition in the early rounds whilst beating himself off in the process. His closest rival The Cutter, real name Kid Wisp, was said to display the whole gamut of emotions in the lead up to the final, he also beat himself off in preparation.
The final was held in front of a sell out crowd of two in the RDS main hall beside some vans. In the opening 6 seconds it looked like Cutter (real name
Kid Beef) would be the victor when he displayed never seen before tactics of giving it the gimmick but was swiftly overtaken by the awesome power of Gapford's abilities, the competition was over in under 70 seconds when Cutter (real name Cutter) finally succumbed to defeat.
The after party was marred by scenes all to familiar in BNCrew competition which saw both Gaplett and Cutter barfing mercilessly all over spectators and kids alike. One witness, Gapford's Da, was quoted as saying absolutely nothing except nodding his head in an extremely disappointed manner and heading home, another witness was heard to remark, "this is the lowest thing since bred bought that jar of actual piss".
Video courtesy of Bruiser.
