*Gapford
Leaves BN Crew, Joins The Wipers*
BN Crew was left stunned today following the announcement that long time
Crew member Gapford was to leave the BN Crew and join rival faction 'The
Wipers'.
The
announcement was made while Gapford was propping up the bar in his fictional
night club to fictional listeners.
BN
Crew claim they had no prior knowledge of this move despite Gapford stating
'We're with the wipers' on an extremely regular basis for some years now.
When questioned about the puzzling statement Ceb told us "I thought
it was just one of those things we were mad into saying all the time,
I thought nothing of it, I even joined in most of the time."
This
latest blow for BN comes just weeks after Jackstack parted company with
the Crew in a bid to make something of his life, he has not been heard
from since.
It
is unclear what the next move for the BN Crew will be although naturalizing
'The Wipers' should be high on their priority.
Update:
Gapford rejoined BN Crew there a minute ago releasing the following statement
"Don't promote them, don't bring them to my games."
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