The book is said to contain clear proof of assault, neglect, zucchini torture, zucchini related beatings and a whole host of other unspeakable atrocities.
BN have stated that they still have full legal ownership of Gerald (5) and will beat him as they see fit. They have also issued a warning to all hysterical parental groups that they can buy anyone at any price so they should be tankful they still have their children.

Turbulence has always surrounded the relationship between Gerald (5) and BN members who claim it was purely out of the goodness of their hearts when they adopted Gerald (5) from his heroin abusing mother who later died of a suspected BN related overdose. BN have also quashed rumours of any links with the notorious Michael Jackson who was made look quite the fool in a documentary several weeks ago.