*Gibbo
Hits The Dusty Trail*
Long time BN aggravator Gibney Ray today told the BN Crew he was taking
a leave of absence.
Citing recent leadership turmoil, Gibbo said his head was 'wrecked' and
he needed some time away to 'get his shit together'.
The
term 'get my shit together' is a favourite of BN Crew master legend The
Bean who was quick to come out in support of Gibnus Johansson.
'I
can't blame old Choco for hitting the dusty trail. I think we're all a
bit confused about what the fuck is going on and all need to get our shit
together.'
BN
head of security The Beef said that he supported Gibbo's right
to
take a break but not his right to be a skinny cunt.
'He
has access to shit loads of meat in that job of his. He needs to eat that
shit. Lay off the choco and beef it up. Yeah!'
Gibbo
has long been a fan favourite among BN Crew fans since his debut on 'Alcopop
(3.4abv)' in which he threw a two pence piece at the speaker and it came
out on track.
Fans
loved his contribution and many (7) saw it as the highlight of the entire
album. He was later mentally inserted into the popular 'Trip into Uncle
D's dream' somehow.
Gibbo
has not revealed how long he will be absent from BN proceedings but it
is believed it will be longer than 5 minutes.
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