BN leader Hamhead today appointed Team S as his official personal security, a move sure to anger BN Crew head of security The Cutter.
Hamhead violently took control of the BN Crew, kidnapping leadership favourite Gapford after mysterious illness' put paid to both Doctor EdgeWild and former leader Shitebag Sheridan.
The Cutter took five seconds out from his busy gym schedule to say 'Fuck it', a comment sure to illicit a sexy response from Team S.
Shitebag Sheridan meanwhile has been recovering slowly from his mystery coma, with doctors upgrading his condition once again to 'believable'.
His former second in command Doctor EdgeWild has not fared so well, his condition remaining steady at 'low'.
