BN legend Hamhead broke his eight year long silence today in the wake of the weekend's explosive events.
Hamhead, now calling himself 'The immortal Hamhead', spoke out in defense of former enemy Gapford after disturbing revelations about the true motivations behind his leadership push.
'So what if he wants to kill, harvest and use our oils for lubricant?' asked the Hammer at his press conference. 'Can any single BN member say they are any more useful alive? I can't. Maybe ensuring the swift and friction free opening of a passenger door is a fitting purpose for a group who have taken so much and returned so little.'
Hamhead stopped short of declaring his public support for Gapford, seemingly hesitant to inviting the wrath of current kingpin Ceb.
'Do I support Gapford? I`m not willing to say at this time. Do you fancy waking up at 4am and Ceb is in your room with a ghost attack? Or a cartwheel attack? Well, that's what I have to live with.'
Long time ally Disco Ball offered his support to Hamhead, currently homeless, by offering him a place to stay. It is believed he later changed his mind, saying 'There'll be no shelter here.' to a bunch of crabs.
