*Hamhead Claims To Be Better Than Gapford*
In yet another glaringly obvious personal dig at Gapford Hamhead has become a doctor.

Since Backlash 2011 concluded Hamhead and Gapford have embarked in a bitter game of "who's better" with Hamhead continuously baiting Gapford by gaining more qualifications in a bid to prove that he's a better human being.

Gapford has responded to the gloating each time with further qualifications of his own, last month he became a fully qualified welder somehow but this attack by Hamhead will take a lot to beat. It was confirmed by long time Hambone ally Kid Bisto that Hambone had indeed become a fully qualified doctor, however investigations could find no evidence to support this claim, we reached out to Beaumont Hospital in Dublin who could only confirm that a doctors uniform had gone missing the same day Hambone announced his qualifications.

We were unable to verify Gapfords welding qualifications but we did establish that he purchased his welding get up rather than stole it.

Your move Ham-Sandwich.