*Hamhead
Dead, Kids Rejoice*
Children worldwide last night rejoiced as news came through of the sudden
death of BN member Hamhead.
His
untimely death came as a result of months of fighting in the BN camp.
Tension had been mounting between the Hambone and fellow band member Gumpner
after Gumpner
attempted to murder Hamface who returned the favour just weeks later.
Mediators
between the pair had warned of this but still egged them both on. Hamhead
who had suffered from; aids, hepatitis, elephantitis, jebaditis and the
clap had been trying to sleep off a nasty case of siflis when Gumpner smothered
him. No charges will be brought against Gumpner who it is said will be
disciplined by an internal BN discipline committee and then rewarded by
the same committee.
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