*Hamhead
Demands Cabinet Reshuffle*
Newly installed BN Crew leader Hamhead has made an internal reshuffle his
first act of office.
The controversial new El Presidente who returned from the dead to win the
leadership race at the weekend has demanded a re-organisation of the various
splinter groups within the BN Crew.
The former all star has shown his first hand as leader and imposed his iron
will and iron willy on the crew by announcing his plans for the BN which
are effective immediately.
In
a press conference earlier today, not attended by Hamhead or anyone else,
the new structure was revealed.
Most
surprising of the changes is the re introduction of the BN all stars,
the group from which Hamhead originally joined the full BN Crew roster.
This
first act of power from Hamfiddle will be seen by some as a direct affront
to BN Crew head of security The Cutter who was off somewhere flexing with
his mad Polak mates and unavailable for
comment.
The
newly reorganized groups are as follows:
The
Meat Beat - Kid Beef, Mean Ronan, Senior, Ceb, Andy Wyment, UniHead
The
WindJammers - Gapplication, JackStack Whyte
The
All Stars - Disco Lights, Well James, Earwig, Gumpner, Danz, R. Kelly
The
Pin Pals - Lofty, Ceb, Doctor EdgeWild, JackStack Whyte, Gibney Ray
The
Gourmet Grifters - Gapford, Toddler Sheridan, 2 Sweet Lex Cruiser
Team
S - Beardo, Toddler Sheridan, Gibney Ray
The
Riboflavin Ravers - Gibney Ray, The Muinteoir, Muttonhead, Well James
The
Life Sentences - Danz, Muttonhead
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