In an unexpected turn of events, Hamhead just appeared in a WhatsApp group, having finally bought a cheap smartphone.

'It feels great to be embracing the digital revolution' Hamhead told the group, 'I'll miss the fake call function but I'll enjoy being able to shake my head at the nonsense people talk again. Hopefully this will distract me from my life for a fair while.'

Hamhead's return is being seen as a major boost to the fortunes of the always fractious BN, with some analysts (why would we even have analysts?) saying that the Crew wouldn't see out 2015 in it's current form. (what other form could there even be?)

The news has been welcomed by most members including BN leader Ceb who told that Brainhead lad down the Supener 'It's great to have Hamhead back in the fold, a real thrill. I was worried he might have headed off to the J Crew. It kept me up at nights, I don't mind telling you that.'

One time leader of BN apprentice group the All Stars, Hamhead graduated to full BN Crew membership at some point. It was as a full member that he really began to have a major influence in the direction of the group somehow and for some reason.

Never having actually left, his return has surprised some BN members including long time political sparring partner Lofty who told our sources 'Hamhead'.

With Hamhead's comeback breathing new life into the BN as well as several new tracks appearing, the future looks bright, at least until I
decide to write about some kind of fictional disaster that will undoubtedly befall us.