*Hamhead
Mass Prduction Unit Gets Green Light*
BN impresario Hamhead today announced that mass production of his clones
will go ahead after a successful 5 year trial.
Speaking
at the launch of yet another tell all BN book by disgraced BN child star
Toddler, Hamhead told reporters that 3 Hamhead clones had successfully
integrated into society over the last 5 years.
The
clones, whose identities have been protected, have been some kind of mad
'Hi, hello, hi, how are you?' family men or something, all now considerably
more socially successful than Hamhead Original (as he will henceforth
be called) even though
Hamhead Original reckons he owns a house or something involving horses.
Hamhead
Original's non clone brother Kid Bisto has urged caution saying 'LaForge
remained below' for some reason.
BN
leader Ceb, a long time supporter of the perverted scientific arts, has
also greeted the news with some concern tweeting earlier 'Keep away from
the ghost ship/pirateship7'.
Hamhead
Original did not specify when full production will start although he claimed
there would be over 6000 Hamheads in the greater Dublin area by 2016.
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