*Hamhead
Pays Tribute To Crackhead*
BN Crew leader Hamhead today announced that this weekend's planned tribute
concert to life failure Whitney Houston will go ahead despite the BN Crew
plunging headlong into the swimming pool of chlorinated war.
Recent developments were expected to have shelved Hamhead's concert plans
but the self styled 'sultan of Swindon' says that nothing can stand in the
way of honouring a drug addict.
'The
people need to hear' the power crazed buffoon shouted over the gates of
his Glasnevin compound to a waiting reporter. 'They need to hear me sing
her songs. The resistance can never silence her poorly written meaningless
words.'
Details
of the concert are vague but it is known that there will be no audience
and will feature only Hamhead mumbling along tunelessly to something or
other.
In
other news, Chocko Beak has climbed to the top of the charts with his
reworking of Whitney's classic 'I`m every woman', renamed 'I`m absolutely
nothing '08'.
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