*Hamhead Pays Tribute To Crackhead*
BN Crew leader Hamhead today announced that this weekend's planned tribute concert to life failure Whitney Houston will go ahead despite the BN Crew plunging headlong into the swimming pool of chlorinated war.
Recent developments were expected to have shelved Hamhead's concert plans but the self styled 'sultan of Swindon' says that nothing can stand in the way of honouring a drug addict.

'The people need to hear' the power crazed buffoon shouted over the gates of his Glasnevin compound to a waiting reporter. 'They need to hear me sing her songs. The resistance can never silence her poorly written meaningless words.'

Details of the concert are vague but it is known that there will be no audience and will feature only Hamhead mumbling along tunelessly to something or other.

In other news, Chocko Beak has climbed to the top of the charts with his reworking of Whitney's classic 'I`m every woman', renamed 'I`m absolutely nothing '08'.