*Hamhead Launches Attack On BNC*
Long time BN favourite Hamhead today sensationally spoke out against the band who made him a star. Speaking from his Costa Del Sol retreat, Hamhead launched a scathing attack on the BN Crew in the aftermath of the release of new single 'Clear Conscience'.

The single which has already been banned in 7 countries in the European Union alone deals with the Gary Glitter sex scandal and Hamhead is said to be especially outraged with this subject matter. In an angry text to Edgewild, Hamhead claimed he did not want to be anything to do with the song or indeed the band if they 'continue to peddle this kind of lowest common denominator bullshit.' He went on to say it was 'unacceptable, uncalled for and unbelievable.' The text was soon being discussed in a BN HQ midnight mass meeting with the upper levels of the BN hierarchy. It is believed that this discussion led to long time Hamhead supporters Disco Lights and Gumpner being suspended indefinitely although this is yet to be confirmed.
Hamhead first shot to fame as ghost writer for Gumpner's semi autobiographical novella 'The outsider looking in'. He founded the Ceb fan club although later claimed it was under duress and the threat of savage beatings. He was the first BN 'super fan', claiming he would lay down his life in order to keep the hugely controversial 'Got Rape?' tour of 1992 on in his home town of Gorey despite huge protests from locals. He also released his solo album 'I am a threat to your sexuality' on the back of the success of the 'Egg in the Nest' single to very mixed reviews.

This latest development however puts Hamhead's status as BN fan supremo and honorary member for life in threat. It has been reported by insiders that Ceb has been hit especially hard by Hamhead's apparent 'heel turn'. The psychologist Ceb had seen 'The Road Dogg' Eoin Handmedown as somewhat of a successor to his BN empire. Unconfirmed reports say that Ceb released a statement claiming that Hollywood Hulk Handmedown had not only a ghost attack but a cartwheel attack on the way to his door. This statement was retracted before it was released but is said to give an insight into Ceb's fragile mental state, after a week which saw him lose his right hand man Beardo to an extradition warrant and the death of his own illegitimate son 'The one' Peter Sheridan.

Neither Hunter Hearst Hamhead nor Ceb have been available for comment this evening but the BN are expected to release a statement early tomorrow morning in reaction to Hamhead's latest transgression.