A weekend spent in the company of BN compatriot disco lights has finally seen Hampton court pushed over the edge and into the chasm of despair.

Things have recently been looking up for Crampton as a new car, new bird and potentially a new life seemed to be pushing Hamston further away from the true BN way. This latest development was greeted with delight by the only two BN members who still give a damn, Uncle D and the psychologist Ceb.

'This is great news' said an increasingly irrational Ceb 'maybe this is just what Hand-Me-Down needs to be depressed and irritable like us'. Uncle D added to this by playing a sample from Moby's song 'Go' which said 'Yeah' in what witnesses described as a 'mad gravelly voice'.

Hamtron is now expected to pull out of his current solo tour 'Life is going well' and rejoin the BNCrew's 'punched in the sack' tour.