*Hamhead In Urine Scandal*
An investigation has been launched after record numbers of complaints were filed against BN's Hambone in relation to public urinating.

Up to 47 people have claimed that BN member Hambone attacked them in a fit of urine fueled rage. Hambone was questioned and arrested last Tuesday and released on bail. He was charged with 11 counts all of which will probably be dropped within minutes.
The offenses include several counts of 'Urinating On The Face Of A Minor' six counts of 'Urinating On The Face Of A Pensioner' and 19 counts of 'Masturbating In The Presence Of A pervert', since his release on bail he has been charged with a further 912 urine related offenses.

Hambone is widely known for being very promiscuous in public and also very kinky, In Disco-Light's new autobiography entitled 'Living With Hambone' Disco-Lights explains that Hambone gets sexually aroused by urinating on people especial in public places. In his only response regarding the incident Hambone stated: "I have IBS so it's okay"