*Hamhead
To Change Name*
Rumours from inside the BN compound have leaked to the media suggest BN
stalwart Hamhead is to change his name to BM2000.
It is unknown whether this is linked to his upcoming solo album 'Xsara in
the daytime' but some BN analysts are suggesting it may be a publicity stunt
after focus groups showed little interest in Hamhead as a solo artist.
The
Internet has been more enthused about the leak, with many sites running
competitions to decipher the code, a popular theory being that it stands
for Bullet Mouth 2000, an obvious and direct attack on BN Kingpin Ceb's
personal life.
This
latest information leak brings the total number of people interested in
the BNC to almost 20.
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