*Hamhead To Team With Bag-O-Coal*
Shocking news today as sources report that BN Crews resident nervous pervis Hamhead was spotted within earshot of long time nemesis Andy Cole.
Cole, a former Manchester United football player took out a restraining order against the combustible Hamhead in 2005 after what a judge called a 'sustained and evil campaign of hate' against the footballer.

Hamhead, presumed dead since 1981 has often hit the headlines as he allowed his obsession with former footballers reach dangerous levels, having been involved with Chris Waddle, Dennis Irwin and Enzo Scifo.

Believing himself to have superhuman abilities, Hamhead was diagnosed with 'mentalischer' in 1998, a development which was described by BN legend Gumpner as 'funny'.

Cole said on his official website that he was glad the episode was over and that never would be too soon to see [Hamhead].