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*Hamhead
To Team With Bag-O-Coal*
Shocking news today as sources report that BN Crews resident nervous pervis
Hamhead was spotted within earshot of long time nemesis Andy Cole.
Cole, a former Manchester United football player took out a restraining
order against the combustible Hamhead in 2005 after what a judge called
a 'sustained and evil campaign of hate' against the footballer.
Hamhead,
presumed dead since 1981 has often hit the headlines as he allowed his
obsession with former footballers reach dangerous levels, having been
involved with Chris Waddle, Dennis Irwin and Enzo Scifo.
Believing
himself to have superhuman abilities, Hamhead was diagnosed with 'mentalischer'
in 1998, a development which was described by BN legend Gumpner as 'funny'.
Cole
said on his official website that he was glad the episode was over and
that never would be too soon to see [Hamhead].
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