*Hamheads
Death Shrouded In Mystery*
Sad news reached us here at ButtNuggetCrew.com earlier as long time BN member
Hamhead was announced dead.
This
is the seventh time this year Hamhead has kicked the bucket and all at
BNCrew wish his family all the best in this, their time of sadness.
An
exact cause of death is yet to be released although Hamhead has been seen
in the vicinity of BN HQ in Rosslare Harbour, Wexford. It is believed
Hamhead was donating carpets to the BN HQ and the BN took none too kindly
to this act of generosity.
Hamhead
has been a supporter of the BN right from the beginning, being inducted
as a full member in 2001. He really hit the headlines in 2003 however
when he
appeared on the track "Hey Findus, you ain't Hamhead" which
was the BN's Christmas hit in that year. The strength of that song saw
him announced as GQ man of the year for 2004 and secured him a Nobel prize
for bio-mechanics, which was a hobby of his. BN Member Disco Lights famously
destroyed the Noble Prize in a live television interview on the Conan
O'Brien show later that month, leading to rumours that Hamhead would leave
the band. Hamhead stayed true to the BN right up until his death, in fact
his last words were reported to be "Fuck you, BN Crew" which
was a common greeting used by members of the BN.
All
at ButtNuggetCrew.com pay tribute to all the hard work done by Hamhead
and wish him all the best in his new job. As a dead guy.
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