Fans were left disappointed and horny last night following the last minute cancellation of BN's third gig in their world tour (of north side Dublin).

A spokesman for the group explained that yet another impromptu horrible accident was to blame for the latest cancellation of the disastrous tour. Fears were mounting last week that a third cancellation in as many weeks may result in the cancellation of the entire tour when BN spokesman Rape Ape broke the news to a frenzied press conference that every member and anyone who ever met them had died following a tragic mass suicide incident that lasted fifteen minutes, doubts as to the truthfulness of this statement were raised when he declared the tour would continue as advertised the following week.

It is believed that this latest incident occurred in Dublin's Hogan hotel when several BN members got overly excited after somebody had moved something slightly which resulted in mass hysteria. Several minutes later members were seen trying to flee down a steep stairwell where shit went from bad to worse and ended up in some sort of pile up on the stairs.

An insider in the crew informed us that all BN members involved were dead as was Gibbo and some kid. It is understood that next weeks water promotion concerts in New Orleans and Thailand will go ahead as planned, Ceb was quoted as saying "well they could give some to Ethiopia, you know, the place where ET comes from".