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Danger Concerned At New BN Crew Direction*
Former BMS legend Colgan today told reporters that he feared the BNCrew
were following in the footsteps of the BMS.
Speaking
at an event to highlight the plight of former BMS members who are now
homeless, Colgan was asked about how he thought the BN Crew could avoid
that same fate. 'I think it's inevitable' he said 'The BN is today where
we were in 1998. Everything seems possible and they feel indestructible
but let me tell you, it's a slippery slope and they are standing on the
precipice.'
When
pushed to elaborate on what he meant, the concerned faced BMS runabout
simply furrowed his mighty brow and replied 'They know. They know exactly
what I'm talking about. It's happening. Soon.'
Colgan's
cryptic words of warning were met with derision by BN leader Ceb. 'I don't
care what Colgan has to say. All I care about is combing my hair.'
Despite Ceb's dismissal, it appears that Shovel's words have struck a
chord with several rank and file BN members. Both Toddler and JackStack
withdrew from official engagements today citing 'personal problems' and
'personal pizza'.
Colgan
was at Dublin's RDS Showgrounds to present a cheque on behalf of his BMS
survivors group to the BMS protection society, a group dedicated to helping
former BMS members reintegrate into normal society. The cheque for over
4 euro will go towards a new cup of coffee for the society's AGM next
week.
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