*JC Danger In Shock Law Turn*
BN Crew well wisher John 'Shovel' Colgan today shocked the crew by joining An Garda Siochana, turning his back on an almost 17 year association with the BN.

The former BMS member was welcomed into the crew in the late nineties when the BMS imploded after a shocking realisation that they were fairly rubbish. He went on to perform several duties within the crew, including time keeper, grave digger, honorary club captain and most recently, well meaning associate.

Colgan's entry into the police force of Ireland has been seen as a direct affront to BN Crew leader Ceb, a long time enemy of the state/in a
state/state the fucking obvious/state of the nation address/statistical analysis/anal intruder Gibbo.

It is feared that Colgan's knowledge of the Crew will be exploited by his new employers and will lead to a number of arrests and possibly even the end of the current leadership.

Ceb is believed to be locked in talks/locked in the jacks/just locked with Gayommie and Beardo, the two former leaders of the BMS who accepted low ranking BN positions in exchange for leniency on their BMS colleagues when they went to shit.