*JC
Danger In Shock Law Turn*
BN Crew well wisher John 'Shovel' Colgan today shocked the crew by joining
An Garda Siochana, turning his back on an almost 17 year association with
the BN.
The
former BMS member was welcomed into the crew in the late nineties when
the BMS imploded after a shocking realisation that they were fairly rubbish.
He went on to perform several duties within the crew, including time keeper,
grave digger, honorary club captain and most recently, well meaning associate.
Colgan's
entry into the police force of Ireland has been seen as a direct affront
to BN Crew leader Ceb, a long time enemy of the state/in a
state/state the fucking obvious/state of the nation address/statistical
analysis/anal intruder Gibbo.
It
is feared that Colgan's knowledge of the Crew will be exploited by his
new employers and will lead to a number of arrests and possibly even the
end of the current leadership.
Ceb
is believed to be locked in talks/locked in the jacks/just locked with
Gayommie and Beardo, the two former leaders of the BMS who accepted low
ranking BN positions in exchange for leniency on their BMS colleagues
when they went to shit.
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