*Jackstack Changes Nothing*
The recent suicide of Jackstack Whyte was today described by BN kingpin Ceb as 'pretty funny'.
The shock response came as no shock whatsoever to the one or so people who were present at Ceb's annual state of the nation address.

The lifeless body of Jackstack was found lying on some stuff earlier
in the week by a member of the public who described the scene as 'a
scene'. Whyte was pronounced dead at the scene despite his own
protestations to the contrary.

The funeral, which is expected to be a violent affair, will be taking
place in a building of some kind and will be a special feature on the
next BNCrew DVD - Only the Chonely.