At approximately 12:35 am yesterday several BN Crew members including Bruiser, Ceb, Gapford and somehow Jackstack himself arrived at Jackstack's residence and forcibly removed his prized Euro Wash 1200 spin washing machine. The crew then took it and Jackstack to an undisclosed location (Gapford's yard, Inchicore, Dublin) and forced Jackstack to watch as the Crew pulverized his machine.
As we reported last month all this stemmed from Jackstack attending a wedding or some bullshit with his bird instead of turning up to Gapford's weekly tea party. The BN Crew do not take kindly to anyone inside / or associated with the crew having a social life or "trying to make it" in life.

In a statement released by somebody Gapford said "BN Crew rely heavily on an ultra strict regime of depression and failure, it's the foundation on which we are based which has made us what we are today, Nothing. Recently Jackstack seems to have forgotten that. We at BN Crew felt we were left with no other option than to hit him where it hurts, His Euro Wash 1200 Spin washing machine. Following what we deemed to be necessary to enforce our rules

Jackstack has agreed to fallback in line and get mad depressed again".

Jackstack was unavailable for comment despite his constant efforts to comment regarding this matter which were completely ignored.