BN Crew deadweight Gapford was reeling from the shock announcement that fellow BN Crew safety pin Jackstack Whyte would not be attending Gapford's Tea Party instead choosing to go to some gay wedding with his bird.
BN Crew hasn't seen insubordination like this since 2005 when the bean didn't answer his phone for a few minutes I think. It is unclear what punishments if any Jackstack will have to endure however it is thought that following the bean phone scandal bean was repeatedly raped by the entire BN crew for a period of 6 weeks. He was left like a blood orange AKA Japanese flag. After the incident bean was quoted as saying Gayommie was hung like a babies arm holding an apple. Apple pie. Apple Strudel. Apfel Saft.
Gapford has declined to comment in relation to this latest blow to the BNCrew and he probably wont either as his agent, Senior, tells us that he's fairly busy with lifting things up and putting it down again.
