Jackner Regis was left fuming after Gapford told him to 'Go to Hell' after the unemployable BN fister asked Gapplication for 'a dig out'.

The exact details of the request are unknown but it is believed that Jackstack has fallen on hard times since he left employment on behalf of the 'O continuum', an organisation that spreads depression run by Gaprintronston.

Analysts have said that the 'dig out' sought by Jack 'Yiltsno' Russell may in fact be a cry for help from a man clearly on the edge. However, he contradicted this analysis on his official website in a statement saying that 'I don't need anything but my solid gold house and my rocket car'. Experts went on to say that this was another confusing mixed signal from Jacket potato as he lives alone in a mud hut with a bus pass.

So far a stony silence has been notable from Gapfiat and his press office but it is believed that cooking corn in the can is fairly rapid.