Noted BN recluse Jackstack Whyte today broke his self imposed silence to tell fellow BN Crew member 2 Sweet Lex Cruiser not to 'fall into the trap I did'.
Referring to his time as BN mintyweight Gapford's lackey, Jackstack angrily told some lad 'I was NEVER his lackey. Never. I lacked a lot of things all right. Self worth. Drive. Motivation. Love. Benevolence. Gravity. But I never committed regicide.'
He was speaking after this week's announcement that Cruiser was to join Gapford's O continuum on a full time basis.
'I've been there. Done that. Designed the T-shirt' Jackstack said in a shamelessly self promotional style 'I barely escaped with my life. Worthlessness of said life notwithstanding.'
There has been suggestions that this latest move from Gapford is a prelude to yet another attempt to wrest power from the ineffective, shaking, grimy hands of Ceb and Doctor EdgeWild.
When shown a picture of both BN roamers' hands, proving their cleanliness he dismissively replied 'Probably stole a napkin.'
