Always last with the news, ButtNuggetCrew.com today learned that Jackstack has left the O Continuum.
Mourners were out in force as up to 3 people camped outside the O tent in some desert, tearfully burning effigies of foreigners whom they
blamed for Jackstack's leaving/death.
Jackstack was available to comment but was not asked.
This is the latest in a long line of non-noteworthy events that have so far made up Jackstack's life. Some commentators have described it as 'one crushing blow after another' whereas close friend and confidant Gapford described the events of the past month as 'average' and 'leverage'.
Rejoining the ranks of the unemployed, Jackstack brings up the average working hours per week of BN Crew members to a bone crushing 4. Bonesaw is ready.
It is believed that Jackstack has retired to consider his future to his former home of Spindletop which BNCrew spokesperson Nulty1 describes as 'easy to find' and 'just past the stables.'
