*Jackstack
Quits BNC*
BN leadweight Jackstack Whyte today shocked his one single fan by sensationally
quitting the BN Crew.
The
well known paranoid malcontent called an unscheduled press conference
in the early hours of some morning. His one fan attended but was removed
by security at the behest of Whyte for 'looking a bit
shifty'. Jackstack then announced to the empty hall that he had achieved
his goal of having his solid gold house and his rocket car and that he
no longer needed the association with the BN Crew.
A
prospect from 2005 - 2008, 'The Stack' achieved full status in the crew
after somebody suggested something might happen. He went on to become
average in some ways, below average in others.
Pouncing
on the news like a plastic bag of leaves, BN head of security The Cutter
immediately dispatched a death squad to the Grief Hole, where it was believed
Jack Stack may have been hiding. Casualties and casual attire are/is expected.
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