BN associate Eamon 'Jackstack' Whyte was today named on a shortlist of most depressed people in and around the BNCrew
This prestigious honour was bestowed upon the ambiguous foreigner as a part of the annual BN state of the nation address which takes place sometimes.
Of the ten named, Eamon showed huge dedication to the BN way of life by arriving late to work, being negligent in work and sometimes not even turning up. BN executive assistant Teddy Ruxpin described his behaviour as 'happening right now'.
BN paperweight Gapford described Whyte's nomination on the list as 'work' as well as 'a real sting in the tail'.
Whyte was unavailable for comment as he didn't bother coming in to work. BN supreme court judge Muttonhead said 'I come from a land down under'. A comment said to have brought tensions with Gapford to the next level. Level 2.
