Former chief advisor to Gapford, Jackstack Whyte has clarified his position in the current Uncivil War (™ 1997) as pressure mounted for all BN Crew members to choose sides.
The man whose explosive candid interview started the crew on the road to war finally spoke out today after weeks of saying only 'I have no mouth yet I must scream.'
The paranoid malcontent told a passerby 'I am choosing no side. I am remaining at square one like always. This is where I belong and you all know it.'
Jackstack's failure to ally himself with the resistance will be seen as totally unimportant by almost all involved.
The decisions of several other high profile BN Crew members is still unknown as nobody has thought to ask. It is now believed that this will all blow over and be forgotten about until tomorrow at the earliest.
