*Jackstack Upsets The Apple Cart*
BN Crew's resident paranoid malcontent Jackstack Whyte was today captured on camera for the first time in over a year.

CCTV camera operators at some shop or something were shocked to see the the disheveled figure of the former man about town scurry by in the direction of something or other, knocking over the apple cart of a local vendor.

Jackstack has been a relative recluse since he took a vow of living-like-a-tramp-in-a-layby in March

of 2008. He has since only been seen in public at the now legendary BN Crew Halloween Box social of that year. At it, he was beaten to within an inch of his life in what was later described by Doctor EdgeWild as 'This event happened'.

This latest Jackstack appearance comes just days after some other things happened that reminded us of other things and we became obsessed with in the extreme short term. Believable.