*Jackstack
Upsets The Apple Cart*
BN Crew's resident paranoid malcontent Jackstack Whyte was today captured
on camera for the first time in over a year.
CCTV
camera operators at some shop or something were shocked to see the the
disheveled figure of the former man about town scurry by in the direction
of something or other, knocking over the apple cart of a local vendor.
Jackstack
has been a relative recluse since he took a vow of living-like-a-tramp-in-a-layby
in March
of
2008. He has since only been seen in public at the now legendary BN Crew
Halloween Box social of that year. At it, he was beaten to within an inch
of his life in what was later described by Doctor EdgeWild as 'This event
happened'.
This
latest Jackstack appearance comes just days after some other things happened
that reminded us of other things and we became obsessed with in the extreme
short term. Believable.
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