As reported by ButtNuggetCrew.com November last the jade monkey had been assaulted and killed by several BN members in an apparent show of strength in Dublin's city center.

In the latest bizarre turn of events several citizens reported seeing the jade monkey routing through bins around O'Connel street in Dublin's city center, witness' say he was visibly shaken and seemed to be deformed in some way.

On learning of these sightings the pair linked with the assault and alleged murder of the jade monkey, Unihead and Ceb in a joint statement explained: "these sightings are bogus as are the allegations that we were
involved in the slaying of the jade monkey last year, for many years we have followed the jade monkeys actions and movements and we are confident that he is still alive somewhere living it up with a whole multitude of coloured monkeys. It has been decided by the BN Gentlemen's council that we will resume our search for the jade monkey as of this moment and when we find him we will once again tie him to a stick, parade him about town for a while and force him to live a life of insufferable beatings and degradation, hopefully not killing him again, we need to find the Unicron before the jade monkey falls into the wrong hands, are you Unicron, we will also be keeping an eye out for the ruby monkey".

While this statement did nothing to help their case it is understood that it wont damage their case either as nobody really cares about monkeys.