It all began in 2002 after a tip off from BN informer Paul Gadd that the jade monkey had been spotted in the locality of an undisclosed BN HQ in Vietnam. This inspired Ceb& Unihead to find the jade monkey and display it in a glass box for all to see. After an uneventful three year hunt things finally heated up earlier this year when the chase brought the pair back to the streets of Dublin after several newspapers reported sightings of the jade monkey.

The inevitable catch was delayed however after Unicron and Ceb were arrested in Dublin city during the chase, a story which was also covered by ButtNuggetCrew.com. Which resulted in the pair being banned from going anywhere near Dublin city canter or any colour monkeys. This presented a problem as it was believed that the jade monkey had been in hiding in the city center.
After several savage beatings, kidnap threats and ransom payments this ban was overturned by high court judge The Findus Kid.

After a shoot out on Dublin's Marlboro street this morning the jade monkey was finally apprehended. It is believed that the jade monkey received several gunshot wounds during the shoot-out however this didn't stop BN members from tying him to a stick and parading him about the streets like a piece of meat. Once released from the BN veterinary headquarters the jade Monkey will be unveiled for all to see at the BN national gallery of cool stuff.

This is believed to be the route that the crafty Jade Monkey is believed to have taken in a bid to escape rabid BN crew members.