The bald headed singer, said to have inspired R. Kelly somehow, had the letters B and N tattooed on her face in 'a shameless display of BN fanboyism and a laughable attempt to gain membership' according to Kate.

Kate, who first rose to prominence as part of the Grizzel Avenizzel massive, is no stranger to controversy having previously donated a kidney to the Muinteoir and then taking it back a few minutes later.

O'Connor is said to be reeling from the criticism which was made public today as part of an explosive interview in the official BN magazine Good Life. Among the other notables to feel the wrath of Kate were BN frame impresario Gumpner who was labeled 'Idiotic' and 'Half a man', two characteristics that first impressed the BNC when he was made a full member in 1999.
'I may be half a man' the former All Star told unofficial BN magazine Great Fun 'but I'm hardly idiotic. There was honestly no need to steal my laptop and shit. I mean, I'm an idiot so surely, that's enough?'

BN leader Ceb moved quickly to defend Gumpner, telling BN fanzine 'Positive Vibes' that he believes Gumpner to be 'a perfect BN member. No hopes, no dreams, all fears. Just like the rest of us.'

Rumours of a Gumpner/O'Connor duet have surfaced since publication of the Kate interview but nothing has been confirmed. 'It's totally confirmed' Aidan tweeted today 'Totally confirmed. We'll be hitting Kate where it hurts - in the face'. Kate's face was unavailable for comment.