*Kid
Beef Missing*
BN Crew head of security Kid Beef is missing, presumed dead.
The
shock news was announced today as official BN 'blast from the past Guy
'Mondale' Nougat came out of hiding to rip the lid off the BN can of botulism.
Manager
of the Crew from 1997 to 2001, Nougat told press representatives that
he had been working with Kid Beef behind the scenes to put a stop to controversial
new song 'You can hire'.
The song, which would be the first release for almost a decade, is reportedly
a collaboration between Ceb and Doctor Edgewild. Nougat claims that it
was Edgewild who was responsible for his leaving the band in 2001 which
goes someway to explain why he has chosen now to come out of hiding.
'Kid
Beef, our beloved Gasbag, is missing. I believe this is the work of Ceb.'
Nougat claimed. 'Nobody knows the BN like I do. Ceb and Edgewild will
derail this once great musical juggernaut if they are allowed to produce.
I know it, you all know it - and Beef knew it. That's why they've gotten
rid of him. This song can't be allowed to see airtime. I want Ceb to tell
his fans that the song will be scrapped and to explain his part in Kid
Young's disappearance'.
Nougat
has not explained his decade long exile but when questioned by reporters,
the former mogul mumbled something about 'I was round Leo's house'
'You
can hire' is already creating a massive swell of interest despite nothing
being known about outside of BN circles. It's release date is rumoured
to be in three weeks.
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