KB, who joined the BN at some point against his will, spoke candidly at a press conference of empty chairs in some hall in the RDS that nobody gives a fuck about.

Although no human person was there to hear a single word, it is believed that Bisto talked at length about growing up in the shadow of BN legend Nervous Pervis as well as his confusing induction into the BNC.

Kid Bisto's call for calm comes after two days of calm, therefore making his call irrelevant at best and idiotic at worst.

Hamhead has described him as 'a chip off the old block' as well as 'a blockhead' and 'block spam email fast'.

Gapford was available for comment but what's the point?

One thing is for sure, this will either be a massive moment in the history of the BN Crew or absolutely nothing