*Kid
Bisto In Blimp Shame*
The BN Crew today changed it's name to the BlimpN Crew in honour of Kid
Bisto's new job as a blimp minder.
The temporary change, which is expected to last as long as it takes to write
this article, was inspired when Kid Bisto informed the BN elders of his
new job, minding a blimp for some reason.
'I'm
minding a blimp for some reason' said a clearly distressed and annoyed
Kid Blimpo.
This
latest bombshell brings the level of employment in the BN to a staggering
55%, although that number drops significantly to 10% when the O Continuum
employment is taken out.
Spokesperson
for the O Continuum Gapford said 'Q the miserable, Q the desperate! What
must I do to convince you people?' which many believe to be linked to
the Industries Hall in some way.
Blimp
it up and put it back down.
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