The news came just days after BN Crew rival Stone Cold Francis Quinn revealed to the world that Hamhead was battling AIDS probably. Concerned fans have been posting messages of support for the embattled BN Crew pin up on message boards around the world since the revelation which Hamboner claims is merely a smear campaign by Francis after Hamsandwich declined his offer to join the "Desks in a straight line in the RDS Simmonscourt crew" which I just made up there a second ago.

Kid Bisto who has been a background player in the Crew for a few minutes now is said to be delighted with his new position and has vowed to erase any record of Hamhead in the crew including the mad Hamhead trademark jacket (see pic).

With tensions already high in the Crew for some reason this latest controversy is sure to continue for as long as we're mad into it.
Hamhead was available for comment but was overshadowed by the sound of falling exam desks thought to have been the work of Francis, when we asked Bruiser for his feelings on the subject he told us "Yesh".