*Litvinienko
Earns Posthumous BN Crew Membership*
The widow of poisoned Russian spy Alexander Litvinienko today spoke of her
confusion at the posthumous induction of her former husband into the BN
Crew.
Ms
Litvinienko spoke of how she heard of this honour being bestowed upon
her husband at his funeral as several BN members shook his coffin and
made jubilant noises in accordance with BN tradition.
The
Russian born woman, who had been married to Mr. Litvinienko for a while
I'd say, told how she has never heard of the BN crew and could not understand
their interest in her husband.
In
her first interview since yesterday, Ms Litvinienko described how a number
of BN members lead by mincer caused confusion and possible salmonella
at the funeral claiming that 'its what Alexander would have wanted'.
BN
spokesperson Gapfret commented that everything is great.
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