*Lofty Comes Unglued*
ButtNuggetCrew.com have literally been inundated with a letter from a fan concerned for the safety of resident BNCrew hornswoggle Nulty 1.

Fears began to mount after sprats left a series of bizarre messages on the answer phones of several strangers along with some slightly more threatening messages scrawled on his own face for all to see.

While there is nothing indicating any intention of self harm or harming others its presumed he'll probably do one or the other or preferably both. Many believe the fabled superstars life and mental health have taken a heel turn since his near fatal bicycle accident in 2008 while on his way home from a party in your fucking head. The crash left him with a shattered pelvis, bruised ego and half a mind, also it depressed him significantly which pretty much just brought him into line with the rest of us.

It is unclear if other BNCrew members even care about the well-being of their fellow band member but they did seem fairly impressed by some of the rapid noises he left on the answer phone.

You can listen to one of the answer phone messages HERE