*Lofty
Remains At Large*
A confirmed sighting of BN crackerjack Lofty in Latvia has plunged people
everywhere into a deep pit of terror.
The
sighting comes exactly a year to the day after the BN legend declared
war on human decency with his first mass grave filling in Dublin, Ireland.
Lofty
has been implicated in the murders of over 500 billion people, a number
which was at first hotly disputed until he provided 'death pics' like
the Stookie brothers in 'White Men Can't Jump'. Billy Hoyle. Billy. B.
His personal war of terror has been supported by several high ranking
BN Crew members including Senior, Lex Cruiser and the recently deceased
Danz somehow.
Lofty
first hit the headlines in 1939 in Berlin, Germany where he foiled an
assasination attempt on Adolf Hitler by hoofing him in the bollocks causing
the Nazi leader to double over just as a bullet from an allied sniper
was fired. The bullet went on to hit some lad.
This
latest sighting in Latvia has seen thousands of natives commit suicide
for fear of an altercation with the Aidan Nulty obsessed BN legend.
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