*Lofty
Throws Hat Into Race*
The last few weeks had seen an interesting campaign develop, with some candidates
dropping out due to scandals while others less favoured rocketed to the
tops of the polls.
A
televised debate had been scheduled earlier tonight for RubbishThroughouttheEvening
1 but a BN posse took control of the studio and proceeded to broadcast
their own seemingly pre planned programming.
The
posse, lead by shamed leader Ceb, forced the presidential candidates to
run around the studio in a race while Lofty threw his vast collection
of hats at them.
The
bizarre scenes continued for close to 11 hours before Lofty ran out of
hats and headed off somewhere. All candidates have now declared themselves
out of the running and instead threw their support behind Lofty.
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