BN Crew was rocked today following revelations that splinter group member Malapeno had been raped.
By a ghost.
The revelation has come as a shock to many of the crew although it has been reported that some of his closer friends were aware of the situation for some time.
It is believed that the incident took place in 2001 in a sub-HQ of the BN Crew in North Dublin. At the time Malapeno confided in several MeatBeat members but the revelation was met with disbelief followed by laughter, at the time Cutter remarked "we need to find some new friends".
A report was filed with an Garda Siochana who instantly dismissed it as being utter nonsense and charged Malapeno for wasting police time, he was later transported for a psychiatric evaluation which proved inconclusive.
At the time of the attack mallets explained "I was just lying in my bed trying to get to sleep and next minute I felt HIM laying on top of me and going uhhhhhhhh" while thrusting his groin to visually illustrate his story.
The incident is not thought to be directly connected to the north Dublin serial homosexual ghost rapist attacks of the late nineties effected 4 out of every 5 males
