*Meanalogue Attacked By Nail*
     The Meanologue suffered from massive blood loss and a fractured skull last night after headbutting a nail concealed in an aluminium door.

     It happened when he was leaving to go to a high priced restaurant with BN lawyer, Mr. Tank and fellow MeatBeat member Ceb who was also hospitalized after he began to complain of the squits.

     Meanologue's condition is not described as serious but further tests are to be carried out on Monday. The owner of the nail, it has emerged will be sued and killed by BN.