Speaking at last nights electrifying press conference BN spokesman, Quickfist page described the ordeal as being "unfortunate". The Meanologue was arrested in June of 99 after he boarded a bus armed with a zucchini and "punished" 18 Spanish & Italian students for what he later described as "talking too loud".

Mean was arrested at his villa in Drumcondra later that evening and subsequently found guilty of 6 counts of slaughter (1 year) & one count of zucchini theft (18 months).

At last nights press conference Meanologue thanked the BN for there continuing support and described the whole situation as "regrettable". When asked about the rumours of prison rape regarding him he stated "id like to clear that up for once and for all tonight, I was
not raped while in custody, It was all a misunderstanding, I was actually questioned regarding the rape of a female social worker who later withdrew all allegations after she received a beating at the hands of me, that's right, me".