*Meanologue Defrauds BN Crew*
Ex BN manager and current MeatBeat member the Meanologue began a new life in Morocco last night after he cleaned out several BN off shore bank accounts.

An estimated 2.3 million Euros were taken in the daring robbery. This comes just weeks after Mean saw 2 of his solo albums, 'Mean, Myself & I' and 'Quadromeania' both fail to make the charts. Since then speculation had mounted that The Meanologue had become disgruntled about the lack of advertising push by BN promoters for his releases.

The unfortunate incident has once again opened up a rift between BN and
MeatBeat members. Ceb stated on BNtv's 'Open Can' program this morning that "it is unfortunate that it has had to come to this however I would like to reaffirm that BN and all subsidiaries there of are still 100%. As a member of both the arguing factions I feel it my duty to investigate these matters to the full extent of BN capabilities.

Contact has been made with the Meanologue in the form of a postcard he sent from Morocco which stated that he was willing to discuss these but would not return until he is satisfied that we have reached the bottom of these matters". It is not known if The Meanologue took Gerald (5) with him to Morocco.