*MeatBeat License To Kill Revoked*
MeatBeat members were shocked this morning when government officials revoked their coveted 'License To Kill' after a spate of random killings in the city.

Government sources said that the MeatBeat had been abusing the privileges of the 'license to kill' with over 223 deaths accredited to them and therefore the license would be removed.

MeatBeat have the right to appeal the decision within 28 days which they are expected to do. At last nights BN address to the nation Doctor Edgewild stated that it was a 'regrettable' situation and accused the government of making 'rash' decisions. He stated "BN will appeal the decision at the soonest date possible".