*MeatBeat Arrested After Night Of Chaos*
BN MeatBeat members Meanologue & Ceb were last night being questioned after witness' allegedly saw them embark on a wave of vandalism in north Dublin.

The two were walking home from their local garage at about 3am when they were spotted uprooting several corporation bins, smashing bus stops and generally going fucking bananas.

At a later stage in the night further disruptions were reported in Glasnevin, Drumcondra, Marino and Clontarf. Police eventually cornered the two in Beresford estate in Drumcondra where the pair were said to be too intoxicated to display any resistance.