*MeatBeat Banned From City Centre*
BN MeatBeat Members Hughesy & Ceb have officially been banned from going within 1,000ft of Dublin's city centre following their disgraceful action on the nights of Thursday and Friday last.

The two were charged with a string of assaults, vandalism, zucchini theft and rickshaw related charges. The offenses took place following a drinking spree that began in Lillies Bordello in the early hours of Thursday morning.
When apprehended on Saturday morning the two claimed that they were not drunk but merely on a two day journey to find The Jade Monkey. The ban is set to last until 2009. No further action has been taken.